Well Beer pong and Flip cup
Are all kind of lame
Every party I go to is sort of same
But I’ve come to tell you about a better drinking game

So Listen as I say
And you’ll know how to play
One, Two, Three and Down The Hatch!
And my Cock is in your Snatch!
One, Two, Three and Down The Hatch!
And my Cock is in your Snatch!

So Lets Go Get Drunk & Fuck Tonight
Lets Go Get Drunk & Fuck
If you don’t like my Drinking game
On my sweaty nuts You Can Suck!

Well I’ve had plenty of one night stands
And some lasted three or four
But you shouldn’t play my drinking game
Unless you’re a dirty whore.

Asshole & Quarters are kind of complicated
But I’ve got a much better game for getting intoxicated.

Its really kind of easy
It gets right to the point
It’s more fun then smoking a big fat smelly joint

It is really simple if you want to play
So Listen as I say
And you’ll know how to play
One, Two, Three and Down The Hatch!
And my Cock is in your Snatch!
One, Two, Three and Down The Hatch!
And my Cock is in your Snatch!

Go Get Drunk & Fuck Tonight
Lets Go Get Drunk & Fuck
If you don’t like my Drinking game
On my sweaty nuts You Can Suck!

It’s really kind of cool
It’s really kind of neat
So please hold onto my Beer
While I’m holding onto your feet

So grab yourself a girl
And grab yourself a beer
You can play my drinking game even if you’re queer.

It is really simple if you want to play
So Listen as I say
And you’ll know how to play
One, Two, Three and Down The Hatch!
And my Cock is in your Snatch!
One, Two, Three and Down The Hatch!
And my Cock is in your Snatch!

Go Get Drunk & Fuck Tonight
Lets Go Get Drunk & Fuck
If you don’t like my Drinking game
On my sweaty nuts You Can Suck!