Mutated from bio-chemical agents left over in fast food wrapers and Bills discarded semen, Trash Baby is half human and half trash....

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Read Trash Baby:"Comic #1"
-This comic is the basis for TB's first animated episode in which Bill?s ex girlfriend is coming to visit and he can?t wait to show her what a big man he?s become since the last time they saw each other. However things get complicated when Trash Baby thinks the local 7-Eleven is an Al Quada cell and Bill gets busted by the campus PC Police from an ensuing misunderstanding.

Read about Trash Baby The Series
BILL (19) is just an average guy in college, trying to pursue the true meaning of higher education: getting drunk and getting laid. But Bill quickly finds out that this party boy life style is becoming a thing of the past as he is faced with the growing politically polarized hot bed that today?s college campuses have become.

We follow Bill as he tries to survive this madness?.. Throwing on an anti Bush T-Shirt once in a while, he fit right in? That was until he had to face every college guy?s worst fear: a baby! But Bill didn?t knock up any sorority sisters this time?.

Like most college guys Bill wasn?t one to clean up after himself and take out the trash. This came back to haunt him one day when he came home from spring break to discover a baby living in his dorm room! Mutated from biochemical agents left over in fast food wrappers and Bill's discarded semen TRASH BABY (2) is half human and half trash.

Taking place at a North Eastern liberal arts college, Trash Baby is a short web animation series infused with an edgy sensibility, skewering both sides of the political isle. Colleges are a microcosm of the nation as a whole; all of the social issues fought across talk radio, Blogs and Michael Moore?s breakfast burrito manifest themselves in passionate clusters of students and campus organizations. Right VS Left. Liberal VS Conservative. The Democratic League of Communists VS Socialists for a Better Tomorrow.

College was once a place where people went after high school to get an education, expand their horizons and avoid the draft. Universities today however are hot beds for groups of all persuasions to recruit young, fresh and gullible students into their ranks. Everyone stakes a claim at maliciously molding these minds: From Ralph Nader to Pat Buchanan to The Breatharians, a real life quasi religious group that believes a persons only form of nourishment need be the air we breathe?.

Bill can barely crack a Gay joke let a lone slip some roofies into a girls drink without being excommunicated by the PC Police. They make ?1984? look like a free speech parade with ?Bias Related Incidents? Committees labeling perpetrators of unwanted speech and thought with a large red X on their door.

Trash Baby is our Archie Bunker character, speaking what?s on his mind no matter how un-PC it is. After all he is a baby and his social shortcomings would normally be excusable. However the other students can?t find out about Trash Baby for fear that he would be taken away and Bill?s sperm would be experimented on by the Department of Homeland Security. This leads to Bill getting into a lot of unintended misunderstandings.

Trash Baby will take place in short 2-3 minute Rants (character monologues, with visuals depicting the action.) on a variety of topics and 5-7 minute and full Episodes with a more traditional narrative and story structure.

Trash Baby Episode I:
Bill?s ex girlfriend is coming to visit and he can?t wait to show her what a big man he?s become since the last time they saw each other. However things get complicated when Trash Baby thinks the local 7-Eleven is an Al Quada cell and Bill gets busted by the campus PC Police from an ensuing misunderstanding.

Trash baby Episode II:
Bill is trying to impress a hot Vietnamese girl by joining her on-campus group that supports gay marriage. However Bills suave moves are put in jeopardy when Trash Baby signs Bill up to attend the meeting of a fanatical special interest group that supports a persons right to carry a concealed container of AIDS as a weapon.

Episode III:
In an effort to earn his own money Trash Baby wants to start an on campus prostitution ring. Bill finds out and punishes TB who in retaliation pokes holes in Bills condoms. Now Bill is faced with the fun task of taking his girlfriend to the abortion clinic past bloody fetus waving pro-lifers.

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