PHIL HANEY
New Media Comedy Writer - Producer


Phil Haney previously served as Senior Producer for the National Lampoon Creative Department producing, writing, acting in and directing short form viral web videos. Phil's work has been featured on the E! Network, Fox News Channel's The O'reilly Factor, as well as in Rolling Stone magazine, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, The Huffington Post and other major media.

Phil's recent parody of the Britney Spears VMA Performance debacle received over 15 Million views on Youtube alone and is ranked as one of the most viewed comedy videos of all time on the site. While at National Lampoon Phil was a contributing writer to the PC video game National Lampoon's University Tycoon as well as the books National Lampoon Magazine Rack and editor and contributor for the volume of grotesque humor National Lampoon Not Fit For Print. Phil also served as Editor for the National Lampoon Humor Network Affiliate, Super Awesome Wow. Phil is the co-creator & co-host of the web series "National Lampoon's Fat Guy Nation."

Originally from Syracuse, NY Phil graduated from Ithaca College with a Bachelor of Science in Television/Radio where he founded the IC Comedy Club, writing and performing stand up, sketch and improv comedy. Phil currently lives in Los Angeles, CA.

Contact Phil at Phil@blissfulidiots.com

Scroll down to view all of my videos:

The IT Chicks
I am currently co-writing and producing this new web series that follows the lives of two smoking hot, geek-vixens who must ward off the barrage of inane, flirtatious, tech requests from computer illiterate co-workers.
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Below are some of the web series and viral video I have produced and/or written and acted in as part of the creative team at National Lampoon.

BroHarmony.com -

BroHarmony.com is a place for guys to meet other guys, to talk about girls, sports, cars and guy stuff. No matter what your interest, find the bro for you today!

Santa Claus Bailout Hearings

C-SPAN coverage of Santa Claus asking Congress for a financial bailout of the North Pole - Present Giving Industry. If they don’t approve his aid package, Christmas may be ruined.

Seinfeld: The Lost Episode - (Kramer At The Laugh Factory)

Kramer's nightclub routine causes a bit of an incident.

Brokeback Bowling Alley
"Love is a Strike of Nature."
A raw, powerful story of two young men who meet on the highly polished lanes of an Allentown, PA bowling alley and form an unorthodox yet life-long bond, by turns ecstatic, bitter and conflicted.

Michael Phelps 12 Thousand Calorie Diet Test by Fat Guy Nation

Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories of food a day to win all those gold medals. If that’s so, Phil and Sandy surmise that Fat Guys should be the best swimmers! To put it to the test they gorge themselves on an Olympian sized meal that follows Phelps own regiment. Then they jump in the pool to race against a real collegiate Swimmer to go for the gold!

Watch FAT GUY NATION: GIRL OR FOOD!?

We ask starving Fat Guys coming out of restaurants if they will give up their lunch for a lap dance from Heather Vandeven, Penthouse Pet of the Year.. see which they choose with Girl or Food!?

Fat Guy Nation: Eating At The Movies

Phil and Sandy are going to try to eat and cook like they do at home, but while watching a film at the movie theater. Since food at the theater concession stand is priced as if the popcorn was buttered with gold, The Fat Guys have a plan to sneak in tons of goodies!

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S 72 VIRGINS


Two idiot college students unwittingly join an Al Qaeda cell in order to get the 72 virgins promised to terrorists when they die. From the makers of Animal House, Van Wilder, and the Vacation movies; National Lampoon's 72 Virgins!

72 Virgins on Fox News The O'Reilly Factor

National Lampoon's controversial movie trailer "72 Virgins" enters the 'No Spin Zone' on Fox News Channel's "The O'Reilly Factor." What does Bill think?

Fat Guy Nation: Food Concoctions That Make You Hurl!

In celebration of the release of HURL! on G4, Phil and Sandy try to find what two foods that you love separately go good together, like peanut butter and chocolate- and which two will make you puke, vomit and HURL!

Songs That Get Stuck in Your Head CD Collection

Time Life Classics has put together a CD collection so good you won't be able to get it out of your head! And you won't want to!

Drinking Water as Medication Commercial Uncovered:

Researchers have found 64 different residual medications in our drinking water. Now National Lampoon has uncovered the new marketing campaign to promote Water in light of its new ingredients.

The Exorcism of Britney Spears by Mike Huckabee
2008 Presidential Candidate and Baptist Preacher, Governor Mike Huckabee has stopped by to visit Britney at her bedside and help her find the Lord in her heart. Only to do so he is going to have to perform an Exorcism -just like in the horror classic The Exorcist. Featuring comedian Dante from Last Comic Standing.

The Last Episode of Pimp My Ride

Xzibit and the Crew pimp the ride of Saffir and give him more then he was expecting on the very last episode of MTV's Pimp My Ride.

Spears Family Video Christmas Card: Jamie Lynn Pregnant


Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears and her mother Lynn Spears wish everyone a Happy Holidays in their family Video Christmas Card! Also, Jamie Lynn reveals her little Christmas miracle.

Dick's Inappropriate Halloween Costume Shop
Do you hate all of those assholes who try to be edgy and offensive by wearing inappropriate costumes each Halloween? You know, that guy who went as Osama Bin Laden in 2001? Then here is a costume shop for them!

Britney Spears VMA 2007 "Gimme More" UNCENSORED VERSION
The performance was a lot worse then you thought:
As Seen on The E! Channel's The Daily Ten

LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE! Britney Spears Responds to all the haters of Chris Crocker, the you tube sensation that came to her defense.

Bad behavior gets Britney Spears thrown out of a trendy Hollywood hotel, the Chateau Marmont!


As Reported On TMZ.com – Click here for the article with Video: Fat "Britney" Thrown Out of Hotel

Britney Spears Orders Hit on K-Fed: Actual Audio

Fat Britney on The E! Channel's Daily 10!

'Fat Guy Nation: Celebrity Fat Club'
The Fat Guys take an underweight Penthouse model Charlie Laine and force her to eat! Just as Richard Simmons takes morbidly obese, 1000 pound men and gets them to lose weight, we take morbidly thin models and make them GAIN weight!

Watch FAT GUY NATION: 99 Cents Store
Being Fat and Frugal when you're a Fat Guy can be tough; On a recent trip to the 99 Cent Store Phil & Sandy debate the age old question; Quantity VS. Quality?

FAT GUY NATION: A Trip to the Food Court

For Fat Guys, going to the Food Court can be like a Muslim going to Mecca: it's overwhelming. That's why you need a game plan: Live Fat, Die Young,and Leave a Large-Looking Corpse!